a bullet is a butler is a tulip is a pitbull

Dare-ni mukatte mono itten-dayo?!

i'm away at the moment

Please leave a message at the pleas.

robbed and forgotten

Mail yourself a birthday card with ten dollars in it, but address it to your neighbor.

on bikes

Today I will find a good.

god is not literally made of garbage

I've lived a rich life filled with vigor. And cunning.

it was bound to happen

A whale ate me.